I release the artists and workers of Tattoo Smile of all responsibilities that can be related directly or indirectly to my getting tattooed.
I accept all responsibility and consequences of having a tattoo, good or bad.
I agree to release Tattoo Smile and any of its artists or workers of any liability in connection with any and all damages, claims, demands, rights, and causes of action of whatever nature based upon injuries, or property damage, or death of myself or any other person arising from my decision to have a tattoo or tattoo related work done, whether or not caused by myself or the negligence of any worker at Tattoo Smile.
I understand that I may be charged for tattoo touch-ups.
I agree to pay for any damages and injuries to all persons and property at Tattoo Smile that I may have caused due to my having been tattooed.
Having read and filled out the above document, I agree to relinquish all future claims against Tattoo Smile and/or its workers that may come as a result of my having been tattooed.
I also agree that all the personal information about myself on this form is true to the best of my knowledge and any worker at Tattoo Smile cannot be held responsible for any situation occurring due to my lying on this form.

Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?